BIKER's CODE REVEALED!
TRIBAL THUNDER (tm)
Tribal Art for BIKERS ONLY!
"OTHERS GO AWAY!"
Tribal Thunder (tm)
When Tribal Thunder is rediscovered 2,000 years from now, it will tell about our existence, our needs, and our lifestyle. It is all about our fascination with the two wheeled machine designed for our destiny - to ride in harmony into the warmth of a setting sun. Tribal Thunder biker art reveals secret "biker code" known only to riders. It is a unifying code that allows Sport Bike Mike to ride alongside Chopper Charley in peaceful harmony. The code is for bikers only. Others will see only abstract images such as Grasshoppers, Shot Guns, Alien beasts, and our favorite Pig - nose diving from an airplane. Turn it sideways for mounting, and the image of our lives will appear to all!
Tribal Thunder biker art is a record of our domain here on the asphalt and concrete paradise. It documents our strengths.. such as loving your woman and raising your family. It documents our confusion - like the inability to distinguish between riding our woman or riding our motorcycle. It documents how we resolve this confusion by attempting both .
Future man will admire our strength and determination. He will be amazed at our abilities such as space travel and medical miracles. But he will be perplexed by our simplicity... as we never realized you cant actually ride your motorcycle into the sunset - but we never stopped trying.
Tribal Thunder is bikers code that can be worn proudly on your helmet or attached to your fuel tank or saddle bags. Order now as we're shortly going to introduce more code for the centerline from front to back for full 360 degree reflectivity. You'll even get a coupon for a discount to complete the Tribal Thunder reflective decal set. Why not express your life with the energy and reflective safety of Tribal Thunder biker art!
CAUTIONS --AND -- WARNINGS !
WARNING: Tribal thunder code is for Bikers Only. Ordinary men should not purchase this decal without access to approved motorcycle financing. This product is not for children or those that can not balance 800 pounds of pure explosive machine between their legs. Product may induce painful urges when there is no access to a motorcycle or gasoline. Never show your wife the code revealing the confusion you face when deciding between her and your Harley.
This product is only for reflective safety at night. Expect nothing else!
When you receive your Tribal Thunder Decals, you will receive instructions to identify the code contained therein. Share it with nobody!