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MaX SchRodeR
Unofficial Interview
of MegaFlame Decal
Copyright 2006
Unofficial Interview
of MegaFlame Decal
Copyright 2006
MaX SchRodeR Megaflame, I must say it is thrilling to be invited to StreetGlo to interview the most famous helmet decal ever made! You must be thrilled that so many people proudly wear you on their helmets and fuel tanks.
MegaFlame You mean I'm not the only Mega Flame? You mean Im not special and one of a kind?
MaX SchRodeR Uhhh, I thought you knew this. I'm so sorry MegaFlame! I really didn't want to break news like this to you! Would you like to stop this interview?
MegaFlame I was just kidding. Hey, I'm just a decal, do you think I have feelings? What cabbage truck did you fall off of?
When do I get my $75.00 and a free simonize?
MaX SchRodeR You can have it right after the interview, but what are you going to do with the simonize?
MegaFlame I have flatulence damage.
MaX SchRodeR You have what?
MegaFlame Flatulence damage… you know.. Phhhuuueeeeeettttttttt
MaX SchRodeR I never heard such a thing.
MegaFlame I'm not as dumb as I look. I know the men have their own form of communication. This is how they communicate happiness between each other. It is what you humans call the secret male bonding call.
MaX SchRodeR This is total RUBBISH! No such thing at all! NEVER NEVER NEVER! And what makes you think that it's a secret?
MegaFlame My former master, Biker Mike, he made this call several times an hour unless there was a woman around and he would be silent. So I know that women don't know about this secret call.
MaX SchRodeR Well, Biker Mike was just being polite. And what makes you think it's a secret way to communicate happiness?
MegaFlame Because he would say "ummm Baby" or "Hautt Dang" each time he did it. And when alone it would make him smile too. They made him very happy!.
MAX SCHRODER Maybe he smiled because it relieved pressure that was uncomfortable.
MegaFlame Nope. There were Others.
MAX SCHRODER what do you mean?
MegaFlame Biker Mike would do this around other men. They all would look at him and smile. Men he never even seen would smile at his flatulence. It was a ceremony to them. There is no doubt about it. Men automatically smile when they hear flatulence.
MaX SchRodeR Ohhh. I think you misunderstood it. They were just smiling to lessen his embarrassment.
MegaFlame I think not!
MaX SchRodeR Why so?
MegaFlame Because half the time, the call is returned.
MaX SchRodeR Reutned? What are you talking about?
MegaFlame someone would answer back with more flatulence. And the answer back would almost always be sent longer and louder. Sometimes it would be in perfect tune also. The men would smile much more and some would chuckle if the call is answered back.
MaX SchRodeR Then what happened
MegaFlame Then there was a third call, and a fourth call..... Once He got back 8 calls?
Max SchRodeR Eight Calls? Wow, where was this? What did they do?
MegaFlame Yes, It was 8 calls at the cafeteria on I44. It was almost a riot. Then men started laughing and jumping around like monkies. It appears to be a very very happy signal between men. The ladies walked away quickly because they don't understand the call. Soon, some kids and their dad joined in and all of them were making the call. The manager of the cafeteria was angry at firsst but by the time the aroma spread, he started laughing too. So are you going to try and tell me his isn't a secret happiness signal for men?
MAX SCHRODER . Ummm I guess you are right. Mmmm Dang! You are right Mega! I never realized it! By Gosh, Flatulence is a happiness call used in male bonding. All the scientist in the world never realized what you just told me! I am impressed, I must say!
MegaFlame See, I'm a pretty smart flashlight … ummm I mean decal!
MaX SchRodeR Did you say flashlight?
MegaFlame No.. I said decal.
MaX SchRodeR Mega, You said flashlight, look here. It's right in the script.
MegaFlame Okay, I said flashlight.
MaX SchRodeR Why?
MegaFlame I'm not really a decal, I'm a flashlight. It's the only way I can make such a bright reflection that can be seen for miles I just tell everyone I'm a decal.
MaX SchRodeR Are you kidding.
MegaFlame Bill Aggie at StreetGlo taught us we could be anything we wanted, just as long as we protected people at night. So I became a flashlight and he said it was ok.
MaX SchRodeR Are all MegaFlames flashlights?
MegaFlame No. Just me. I'm special. It's just that I promised Bill Aggie that I wouldn't tell anyone that I was really a flashlight. He said that others wouldn't' understand and they might punish him for me claiming to be a flashlight…. So I'm a decal. No question about it.
MaX SchRodeR A very interesting story Mega.. But I've got to be honest with you. I don't believe you are real. How could I be interviewing a flashlight or a decal even?
MegaFlame You need to have faith MaX SchRodeR . There are stranger things that are true.
MaX SchRodeR Like what?
MegaFlame Like the thing you do at the grocery store.
MaX SchRodeR What thing?
MegaFlame You have a SpeedStripe on your helmet, right?
MaX SchRodeR Of course, journalist need to be protected too!
MegaFlame I agree! SpeedStripe, he's my best friend. I know all about you and the canned goods section.
MaX SchRodeR Oh Really Mega! What do you think you know?
MegaFlame SpeedStripe calls you the Phantom Bomber on Asile 14. He said you like to plant a long one and observe from a distance. He said you laugh so hard when you see the faces people make as they walk into it. But I don't understand why you let females participate in this one? Can you explain.
MaX SchRodeR . Oh my, look at what time it is. Mega, this is a wonderful interview but I'm late for an appointment. Pick up your check and simonize as you leave. Thank you Mega.
MegaFlame Why thank you MaX SchRodeR . See you soon on Asile 14.
(Thinking: I hope he's alright. I never seen a man turn red like that. If all men learn to do that I'll be out of a job!)
MegaFlame You mean I'm not the only Mega Flame? You mean Im not special and one of a kind?
MaX SchRodeR Uhhh, I thought you knew this. I'm so sorry MegaFlame! I really didn't want to break news like this to you! Would you like to stop this interview?
MegaFlame I was just kidding. Hey, I'm just a decal, do you think I have feelings? What cabbage truck did you fall off of?
When do I get my $75.00 and a free simonize?
MaX SchRodeR You can have it right after the interview, but what are you going to do with the simonize?
MegaFlame I have flatulence damage.
MaX SchRodeR You have what?
MegaFlame Flatulence damage… you know.. Phhhuuueeeeeettttttttt
MaX SchRodeR I never heard such a thing.
MegaFlame I'm not as dumb as I look. I know the men have their own form of communication. This is how they communicate happiness between each other. It is what you humans call the secret male bonding call.
MaX SchRodeR This is total RUBBISH! No such thing at all! NEVER NEVER NEVER! And what makes you think that it's a secret?
MegaFlame My former master, Biker Mike, he made this call several times an hour unless there was a woman around and he would be silent. So I know that women don't know about this secret call.
MaX SchRodeR Well, Biker Mike was just being polite. And what makes you think it's a secret way to communicate happiness?
MegaFlame Because he would say "ummm Baby" or "Hautt Dang" each time he did it. And when alone it would make him smile too. They made him very happy!.
MAX SCHRODER Maybe he smiled because it relieved pressure that was uncomfortable.
MegaFlame Nope. There were Others.
MAX SCHRODER what do you mean?
MegaFlame Biker Mike would do this around other men. They all would look at him and smile. Men he never even seen would smile at his flatulence. It was a ceremony to them. There is no doubt about it. Men automatically smile when they hear flatulence.
MaX SchRodeR Ohhh. I think you misunderstood it. They were just smiling to lessen his embarrassment.
MegaFlame I think not!
MaX SchRodeR Why so?
MegaFlame Because half the time, the call is returned.
MaX SchRodeR Reutned? What are you talking about?
MegaFlame someone would answer back with more flatulence. And the answer back would almost always be sent longer and louder. Sometimes it would be in perfect tune also. The men would smile much more and some would chuckle if the call is answered back.
MaX SchRodeR Then what happened
MegaFlame Then there was a third call, and a fourth call..... Once He got back 8 calls?
Max SchRodeR Eight Calls? Wow, where was this? What did they do?
MegaFlame Yes, It was 8 calls at the cafeteria on I44. It was almost a riot. Then men started laughing and jumping around like monkies. It appears to be a very very happy signal between men. The ladies walked away quickly because they don't understand the call. Soon, some kids and their dad joined in and all of them were making the call. The manager of the cafeteria was angry at firsst but by the time the aroma spread, he started laughing too. So are you going to try and tell me his isn't a secret happiness signal for men?
MAX SCHRODER . Ummm I guess you are right. Mmmm Dang! You are right Mega! I never realized it! By Gosh, Flatulence is a happiness call used in male bonding. All the scientist in the world never realized what you just told me! I am impressed, I must say!
MegaFlame See, I'm a pretty smart flashlight … ummm I mean decal!
MaX SchRodeR Did you say flashlight?
MegaFlame No.. I said decal.
MaX SchRodeR Mega, You said flashlight, look here. It's right in the script.
MegaFlame Okay, I said flashlight.
MaX SchRodeR Why?
MegaFlame I'm not really a decal, I'm a flashlight. It's the only way I can make such a bright reflection that can be seen for miles I just tell everyone I'm a decal.
MaX SchRodeR Are you kidding.
MegaFlame Bill Aggie at StreetGlo taught us we could be anything we wanted, just as long as we protected people at night. So I became a flashlight and he said it was ok.
MaX SchRodeR Are all MegaFlames flashlights?
MegaFlame No. Just me. I'm special. It's just that I promised Bill Aggie that I wouldn't tell anyone that I was really a flashlight. He said that others wouldn't' understand and they might punish him for me claiming to be a flashlight…. So I'm a decal. No question about it.
MaX SchRodeR A very interesting story Mega.. But I've got to be honest with you. I don't believe you are real. How could I be interviewing a flashlight or a decal even?
MegaFlame You need to have faith MaX SchRodeR . There are stranger things that are true.
MaX SchRodeR Like what?
MegaFlame Like the thing you do at the grocery store.
MaX SchRodeR What thing?
MegaFlame You have a SpeedStripe on your helmet, right?
MaX SchRodeR Of course, journalist need to be protected too!
MegaFlame I agree! SpeedStripe, he's my best friend. I know all about you and the canned goods section.
MaX SchRodeR Oh Really Mega! What do you think you know?
MegaFlame SpeedStripe calls you the Phantom Bomber on Asile 14. He said you like to plant a long one and observe from a distance. He said you laugh so hard when you see the faces people make as they walk into it. But I don't understand why you let females participate in this one? Can you explain.
MaX SchRodeR . Oh my, look at what time it is. Mega, this is a wonderful interview but I'm late for an appointment. Pick up your check and simonize as you leave. Thank you Mega.
MegaFlame Why thank you MaX SchRodeR . See you soon on Asile 14.
(Thinking: I hope he's alright. I never seen a man turn red like that. If all men learn to do that I'll be out of a job!)
